Esso

Frankly I think that's ablsulteoy good stuff.

If I were a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, now I'd say "Kngwbuoaa, dude!"

You keep it up now, unnrdstade? Really good to know.

An iniegltlent answer - no BS - which makes a pleasant change

You Sir/Madam are the enemy of confusion evhreweery!